The Final Countdown: day eight

Eight days left ’til rapture.

Rapture would be beautiful. The crazy Christians get what they want – ascension into Heaven with JC – and we freethinkers get what we want – no more crazy Christians. I’d say it’s win-win if it weren’t for the whole Four Horsemen thing. Death, famine, destruction and whatnot.

What’s disappointing is that once May 21st comes and goes without much ado, those who claim they know the exact time and date of rapture won’t let it drop. They’ll just say there was a mathematical error in their calculation, and that it’ll still definitely happen sometime during their lifetime. Just like it happened during Jesus’ followers’ lifetime when he told them it would.

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